May 30, 2009Drum Roll Please…

This week’s caption contest garnered some goodness.  

In 3rd Place, Alison’s

“Lion 1: Hows the spare lookin’? This tire is totally dead. I think we may have to remove the hubcap. Hand me the lug nut wrench. 

Lion 2: Wait… I wasn’t listening. I was too busy staring at dinner.”

In 2nd Place, defender2’s

“In what was later described as a minor marketing mishap in the wake of the global success of “Vanillaroma”, Little Tree brand air fresheners promptly recalls its new “Weakened Gazelle” scented trees from shelves at fine retailers on and around the Serengeti.”

And the WINNER is: Paul’s short screen-play: 

“Larry the Lion: I can’t chew on this all day, I’m getting tired!!!

Lavar the Lion: (rolls eyes)

Larry the Lion: Get it… I’m TIRED!!!

Lavar the Lion: Idiot

Larry the Lion: No, like I’m chewing on a TIRE… and I’m getting TIRED… get it?

Lavar the Lion: Shutup Larry

Larry the Lion: Ok ok… but this really is exhausting me… I’m not lion…HAHAHA!!!

Lavar the Lion: (puts paw over face)

Larry the Lion: Get it… see, like I’m not LION… it sounds like lying… you know what I…

Lavar the Lion: No wonder dad left. I can’t stand being around you either.

Larry the Lion: No need to get nasty over there.

Tricia Hansen: Will you two PLEASE shut up and eat us already???

Larry the Lion: Sorry… the tire was just an appetizer… you’re the MANE course. Get it…MANE, like I’m a lion and I have a mane!!!

Lavar the Lion: You’re an asshole Larry.”

Thanks to all who participated.  A bunch of the other captions were great, so honorable mentions all around! More captionizing next week.